brunette-nymphette:

Let’s all give a round of applause to humanparadigm's description “A one-stop shop for everything nobody cares about. Why are you still here?” A+ my friend.

posted 2 days ago / 17 Sep 2014 with 3 notes   

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

posted 1 week ago / 07 Sep 2014 with 165,691 notes   

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(Source: zepsternerd)

posted 1 week ago / 07 Sep 2014 with 2,529 notes   

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eatingisfab:

cause of death: boredom 

posted 1 week ago / 06 Sep 2014 with 82,760 notes   

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posted 2 weeks ago / 04 Sep 2014 with 20,984 notes   

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(Source: shisnojon)

posted 2 weeks ago / 04 Sep 2014 with 51,530 notes   

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The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

(Source: bregma)

posted 3 weeks ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 256,838 notes   

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theatricaldynamite:

OK BUT LIKE imagine a little muggle-born of the modern age who doesnt know they have magic (like 5-8ish) watching Frozen and they acting out and singing along with Let It Go and it gets to the chorus and HOLY SHIT ICE ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THEIR HANDS

AND THE NEXT THEY TRY THE SONG RAPUNZEL SINGS TO MAKE HER HAIR GLOW AND SURE ENOUGH

THEIR

HAIR

FUCKING

GLOWED

SO THEY THINK THAT BEING A DISNEY PRINCESS IS THEIR DESTINY NOT KNOW THEY ARE MAGICAL BEINGS 

and then they watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame and burn their house down and they’re too poor to go to Hogwarts anyway. oops

posted 3 weeks ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 12,477 notes   

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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posted 3 weeks ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 99,585 notes   

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bilbobeutlin:

toastfucks replied to your post: “bilbo knows how to use his dick”:
for peeing

you fucking shit

no, that’s the other thing’s job

posted 3 weeks ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 5 notes   

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