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ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
cause of death: boredom
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
OK BUT LIKE imagine a little muggle-born of the modern age who doesnt know they have magic (like 5-8ish) watching Frozen and they acting out and singing along with Let It Go and it gets to the chorus and HOLY SHIT ICE ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THEIR HANDS
AND THE NEXT THEY TRY THE SONG RAPUNZEL SINGS TO MAKE HER HAIR GLOW AND SURE ENOUGH
SO THEY THINK THAT BEING A DISNEY PRINCESS IS THEIR DESTINY NOT KNOW THEY ARE MAGICAL BEINGS
and then they watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame and burn their house down and they’re too poor to go to Hogwarts anyway. oops
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun