intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

posted 1 day ago / 19 Oct 2014 with 117,419 notes   

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posted 1 day ago / 19 Oct 2014 with 117,636 notes   

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

posted 2 days ago / 18 Oct 2014 with 57,784 notes   

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posted 4 days ago / 17 Oct 2014 with 366,803 notes   

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smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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posted 4 days ago / 16 Oct 2014 with 94,263 notes   

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unamusedsloth:

lighthouse.

posted 4 days ago / 16 Oct 2014 with 22,922 notes   

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 

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posted 4 days ago / 16 Oct 2014 with 446,407 notes   

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russianmadness:

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jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

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posted 6 days ago / 14 Oct 2014 with 421,903 notes   

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

posted 6 days ago / 14 Oct 2014 with 207,079 notes   

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guy:

popularboyfriend:

guy:

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

ur dad

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posted 6 days ago / 14 Oct 2014 with 58,584 notes   

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