The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

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posted 1 week ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 243,927 notes   

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theatricaldynamite:

OK BUT LIKE imagine a little muggle-born of the modern age who doesnt know they have magic (like 5-8ish) watching Frozen and they acting out and singing along with Let It Go and it gets to the chorus and HOLY SHIT ICE ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THEIR HANDS

AND THE NEXT THEY TRY THE SONG RAPUNZEL SINGS TO MAKE HER HAIR GLOW AND SURE ENOUGH

THEIR

HAIR

FUCKING

GLOWED

SO THEY THINK THAT BEING A DISNEY PRINCESS IS THEIR DESTINY NOT KNOW THEY ARE MAGICAL BEINGS 

and then they watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame and burn their house down and they’re too poor to go to Hogwarts anyway. oops

posted 1 week ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 9,742 notes   

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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posted 1 week ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 94,488 notes   

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bilbobeutlin:

toastfucks replied to your post: “bilbo knows how to use his dick”:
for peeing

you fucking shit

no, that’s the other thing’s job

posted 1 week ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 5 notes   

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posted 1 week ago / 23 Aug 2014 with 83,875 notes   

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meatbicyclevevo:

sassykardashian:

meatbicyclevevo:

the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf

yeah no, we’re just pretending to like you

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posted 1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 12,871 notes   

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timothydelaghetto:

turnerejg:

fleshbeing:

veralynn23

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

Wow I really like this

Wow

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I do not speak child

I’m sure a child saw me leaving work and said “hail Satan”

his parents acted like he’d said “train station”, but I know what I’m about son

posted 1 week ago / 22 Aug 2014 with 0 notes      reblog

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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