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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

posted 1 day ago / 27 Jul 2014 with 195,778 notes   

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posted 1 day ago / 26 Jul 2014 with 96,469 notes   

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

posted 1 day ago / 26 Jul 2014 with 62,338 notes   

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Anonymous - what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream

elvenkingthrandy -

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gee….something tells me that he wont

posted 1 day ago / 26 Jul 2014 with 12,123 notes   

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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posted 3 days ago / 24 Jul 2014 with 58,685 notes   

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illusionsarearoundme:

I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:

Squidward

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Plankton

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Vicky

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Deedee

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Megan

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And of course, Moseby

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posted 3 days ago / 24 Jul 2014 with 139,672 notes   

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izzielosthermind:

apatheticghost:

FREE illegal drugs!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FREE weeds and meths and crystal cracks!!!! NO charge AT ALL!!!!!!! JUST CALL THIS NUMBER AND ASK FOR THE ILLEGAL DRUGS ————> 911

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posted 3 days ago / 24 Jul 2014 with 190,015 notes   

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curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

posted 4 days ago / 23 Jul 2014 with 139,715 notes   

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